For no prize just the amusement of our fellow blogers.
Post up or reply here the best (which really means the worst) Christmas Cracker joke you got/heard this year?
I'll start the ball rolling.
What does Santa use to take his Christmas pictures?
A NORTH POLE-AROID!!!
Ho, ho, ho!
PS I'm full of good turkey and a fine wine. Hope you're all having a good time.
Lorcan
I've had a great time, but unfortunately didn't have my specs to read the cracker jokes, so I just used old ones that I remembered
ReplyDeleteQ. "Why do elephants have four feet ?"
A. "Because they'd look silly with four inches"
(I'll get my coat)
:-)
DeleteQ. Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?
ReplyDeleteA. The Ultrasound guy.
Q. Who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the Ultrasound guy is off?
A. The Hip replacement guy!
Happy Christmas!
Took a second read, but I got it. Nice!
DeleteWhat did one Snowman say to the other snowman?
ReplyDelete"Can you smell carrots?"
Too crackery by far!!!!
DeleteHope it was a good one mate.
ReplyDeleteYes thanks, you too.
DeleteLOL hope you had a good Christmas my friend!
ReplyDeleteIt was one of my favorites!
DeleteWhy is Santa always happy?
ReplyDeleteHe know who all the naughty girls are...
Merry Christmas!
ReplyDeleteIf you're American, soccer probably isn't your cuppa tea.
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First of all, at all times I used the soccer teams themselves as a starting point.
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