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Thursday, 25 December 2014

How about some festive fun?

For no prize just the amusement of our fellow blogers.

Post up or reply here the best (which really means the worst) Christmas Cracker joke you got/heard this year?

I'll start the ball rolling.

What does Santa use to take his Christmas pictures?



A NORTH POLE-AROID!!!

Ho, ho, ho!

PS I'm full of good turkey and a fine wine. Hope you're all having a good time.

Lorcan

11 comments:

  1. I've had a great time, but unfortunately didn't have my specs to read the cracker jokes, so I just used old ones that I remembered

    Q. "Why do elephants have four feet ?"

    A. "Because they'd look silly with four inches"

    (I'll get my coat)

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  2. Q. Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?
    A. The Ultrasound guy.
    Q. Who's the coolest guy in the hospital when the Ultrasound guy is off?
    A. The Hip replacement guy!
    Happy Christmas!

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    1. Took a second read, but I got it. Nice!

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  3. What did one Snowman say to the other snowman?
    "Can you smell carrots?"

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  4. LOL hope you had a good Christmas my friend!

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  5. Why is Santa always happy?
    He know who all the naughty girls are...

    Merry Christmas!

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